AzureHart's Place

Crack, Fanfic, and other Nonsense

Monthly Archives: December, 2011

Fic: Christmas Chaos, CSI:LV

For Christmas a repost of an older story.  Originally posted December 2005. Title: Christmas Chaos (1/1) Fandom: CSI:LV Genre: General/ Humor Rating: K+ Summery: Christmas insanity, CSI style. Response to The Scribes’ Corner Holliday Challenge. The story must contain any element from the 12 Days of Christmas. Disclaimer: I do not own CSI. No profit …

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Merry Christmas, pass the brain bleach

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Azure’s Wild Kingdom

Not a surprise to anyone that knows me that I have cats.  Two of my cats (Sweetie and Homeboy) are outside pets, but I do confine them to the garage at night and when the weather is bad.  We finally had a sunny day after weeks of rain, so the cats got to go out …

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Out of my mind…

I’ve often been told that I must be out of my mind.  Of course I am!  It’s dark and scary in there! Plus there’s weird shit in there like cheese puff addicted alien cats, Ronon being alien tech pregnant and Woolsey is the other father, and the Loyal Order of the Terrycloth Robed Gnome Wranglers.  …

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Fic: Harassment (1/1) – CSI:LV

Title:  Harassment Fandom:  CSI Rated: T Genre:  Crack, humor, and more crack. Disclaimer:  I do not own CSI or any of the recognizable characters.  All I own is this story which is the product of my own twisted imagination.  No profit being made from this work of fanfiction. Summery:  Response to Scribe’s “take off your …

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Well all the cool “kids” are doing it…

Let it not be said that I’m not a total lemming when it comes to this sort of thing.  Eventually I will give in to the geeky peer pressure and end up with yet another blog.  *hangs head in shame*  So here I am on WordPress.  Please hold your applause. Not sure exactly what I’m …

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Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. After you read this, you should delete and write your own post, with a new title above. Or hit Add New on the left (of the admin dashboard) to start a fresh post. Here are some suggestions for your first post. You can find new ideas for what to blog about by …

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