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Bunny free to good home…

It’s all Twi’s fault really.  She posted this picture:     of Adam Levine the lead singer for Maroon 5 and I couldn’t help noticing a certain resemblance to John Sheppard of Stargate: Atlantis.  That caused the following bunny to appear fully formed, plop down in my lap, and french kiss the hell out of …

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People that judge me…

People that judge me...

People that judge me and talk about me behind my back can kiss my flat ass. If you are going to talk about me behind my back don’t bother pretending to be friendly to my face.

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Snippet: There Is Always A Catch

Title: There Is Always A Catch (snippet) Author: AzureHart Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis Genre: Humor, mpreg, slash, het, crack Rating: FRT Summery:  There should be a 50-foot tall sign in the gate room that states: If Doctor McKay is enjoying himself on a mission, RUN in the other direction. Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate:Atlantis or any …

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Five Things Cadman Really Enjoyed Blowing Up

Title: Five Things Cadman Really Enjoyed Blowing Up Author: AzureHart Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis Genre: Humor, Gen, 5-things Rating: FRT Summery:  As the title says, five of Laura’s favorite explosions.  Re-post of a challenge response from over at sg1_five_things on Live Journal.  Originally posted December 2010. Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate:Atlantis or any of it’s characters. …

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Fic: Steve McGarrett: Cuddle Ninja

Title: Steve McGarrett: Cuddle Ninja Author: AzureHart Fandom: Hawaii Five-O Genre: Slash, First Time Rating: FRT Summery: Danny would have never taken Steve for a secret cuddler… Disclaimer: I do not own Hawaii Five-O or any of it’s characters. No profit is being made from this work of fan fiction. ___________________________ Danny would have never …

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Fic: Christmas Chaos, CSI:LV

For Christmas a repost of an older story.  Originally posted December 2005. Title: Christmas Chaos (1/1) Fandom: CSI:LV Genre: General/ Humor Rating: K+ Summery: Christmas insanity, CSI style. Response to The Scribes’ Corner Holliday Challenge. The story must contain any element from the 12 Days of Christmas. Disclaimer: I do not own CSI. No profit …

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Merry Christmas, pass the brain bleach

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Azure’s Wild Kingdom

Not a surprise to anyone that knows me that I have cats.  Two of my cats (Sweetie and Homeboy) are outside pets, but I do confine them to the garage at night and when the weather is bad.  We finally had a sunny day after weeks of rain, so the cats got to go out …

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Out of my mind…

I’ve often been told that I must be out of my mind.  Of course I am!  It’s dark and scary in there! Plus there’s weird shit in there like cheese puff addicted alien cats, Ronon being alien tech pregnant and Woolsey is the other father, and the Loyal Order of the Terrycloth Robed Gnome Wranglers.  …

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